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Audit your website in 30 seconds.
240+ checks across SEO, speed, security and AI search — one score, a clear verdict, and copy-paste fix code. No signup.
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- Core Web Vitals
- Title tags
- Meta descriptions
- Schema.org markup
- Canonical tags
- Robots.txt
- XML sitemaps
- hreflang
- Open Graph
- Mobile-friendliness
- Security headers
- SSL / HTTPS
- Heading hierarchy
- Internal links
- Broken links
- Image alt text
- Page weight
- Render-blocking JS
- Readability
- EEAT signals
- AI-search readiness
- Accessibility (WCAG)
The report
Your entire website, scored in 30 seconds.
This is the actual report — not a mockup. Paste any URL and SlapMyWeb returns a full website audit: an overall score, an AI verdict, Core Web Vitals, technical SEO, security headers and a prioritized fix list, all on one mission-control dashboard.
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How it works
From URL to fix list in three steps.
A free website audit that actually tells you what to do next — no dashboards to learn, no credit card to enter.
Paste any URL
No signup, no plugin, no Google login. Drop a homepage or a deep landing page and hit scan — anonymous visitors get three free audits a day.
240+ checks, 10 pillars
We fetch your live HTML, render it with a real browser, pull PageSpeed + CrUX field data, and run 16 specialist agents across crawl, on-page, content, links, mobile, performance, schema and AI-search readiness.
Score, roast & fix code
In about 30 seconds you get a 0–100 score, an AI verdict that prioritizes by impact, and copy-paste fix code for every issue — exportable to a clean or white-label PDF.
Simple pricing
Free forever. Pro when you scale.
FAQ
Free Website Audit — Common Questions
Yes. The free plan includes full audits every month with all pillars, AI roast and a basic action plan. No credit card required. Upgrade to Pro or Agency only if you need more scans, white-label reports, or multi-client management. Check our pricing page for current rates.
Most scans complete in 20–45 seconds. The free tier uses our 12 fast Tier-1 agents. Pro plans add Puppeteer rendering and PageSpeed Insights which take a bit longer (30–60s). Agency plans add multi-page crawling (3-5 minutes).
Most audit tools dump 200 issues in your lap and call it a day. Our AI Coach reads the entire scan, prioritizes by impact, and writes you a 5-issue action plan with actual code fixes — not just "minify your CSS".
Yes — we fetch your real HTML, render it with Puppeteer, run PageSpeed Insights, parse your robots.txt and sitemap, and check your SSL certificate. Nothing is mocked or cached for the first scan.
Absolutely. The Agency plan includes white-label PDF reports with your logo and colors, plus multi-client dashboards, bulk scanning, and CSV import. Many freelancers use SlapMyWeb as their entire audit deliverable.
Because audit tools are boring and developer humor crosses borders. The roasts are bilingual (Hindi + English) so everyone gets the joke. You can disable them if you prefer pure English in your settings.
Yes. SlapMyWeb covers website speed test, page speed analysis, mobile friendliness test, security headers check, and on-page SEO audit — all for free. Semrush charges $120/mo and Ahrefs $99/mo for similar site audit features. We give you the core checks at no cost.
We test Core Web Vitals (LCP, CLS, INP), Time to First Byte, First Contentful Paint, Speed Index, render-blocking resources, page weight, and third-party script impact. Results include Google CrUX real-user data when available.
Ready to get slapped?
Drop a URL. 30 seconds. No signup. No credit card. Just a brutally honest verdict and the code to fix it.
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