How long does a scan take?

Most scans complete in 20–45 seconds. The free tier uses our 12 fast Tier-1 agents. Pro plans add Puppeteer rendering and PageSpeed Insights which take a bit longer (30–60s). Agency plans add multi-page crawling (3-5 minutes).

What makes the AI roast different?

Most audit tools dump 200 issues in your lap and call it a day. Our AI Coach reads the entire scan, prioritizes by impact, and writes you a 5-issue action plan with actual code fixes — not just "minify your CSS".

Do you actually scan my site live?

Yes — we fetch your real HTML, render it with Puppeteer, run PageSpeed Insights, parse your robots.txt and sitemap, and check your SSL certificate. Nothing is mocked or cached for the first scan.

Can I use this for client work?

Absolutely. The Agency plan includes white-label PDF reports with your logo and colors, plus multi-client dashboards, bulk scanning, and CSV import. Many freelancers use SlapMyWeb as their entire audit deliverable.

Why Roman Hindi roasts?

Because audit tools are boring and developer humor crosses borders. The roasts are bilingual (Hindi + English) so everyone gets the joke. You can disable them if you prefer pure English in your settings.

Is this a free alternative to Semrush or Ahrefs?

Yes. SlapMyWeb covers website speed test, page speed analysis, mobile friendliness test, security headers check, and on-page SEO audit — all for free. Semrush charges $120/mo and Ahrefs $99/mo for similar site audit features. We give you the core checks at no cost.

What does the website speed test check?

We test Core Web Vitals (LCP, CLS, INP), Time to First Byte, First Contentful Paint, Speed Index, render-blocking resources, page weight, and third-party script impact. Results include Google CrUX real-user data when available.

SlapMyWeb — Free SEO + AI Search Audit in 30s

The SlapMyWeb effect

We measured the web,
then we measured yours

Every number on this page is real. We ran 240+ checks across hundreds of live sites and published the dataset — so you can check our work before you trust our verdict.

A SlapMyWeb report: every issue ranked by severity, category and the score points it costs. — Issues ranked by the score points each one costs — not by what was easiest to detect.

The SlapMyWeb verdict panel: an overall score out of 100 with a plain-English summary of what to fix first. — One number, one verdict, and the first thing to fix. From our own live scan.

535

Scans run

Every one a real site, not a demo

70

Average score

Across all scans on record

41%

Block an AI crawler

From our 327-site study

5.7%

Publish llms.txt

The cheapest win nobody takes

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How it works

A simple 3-step system

Your websiteyourbusiness.comAnalyze

Paste your URL

No signup, no card, no crawl budget to configure. We fetch the page, render it in a real browser, and start 240+ checks across 11 pillars.

70/100

Tough

Get one honest score

Every pillar scored, weighted and rolled into a single number — with a plain-English verdict that tells you if that number is good or not.

<link rel="canonical" href="https://…" /> Copied

Paste the fix

Each issue ships with the exact code or config change that closes it — ranked by what actually costs you traffic, not by what was easiest to detect.

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One scan vs a stack of tools

Six tools, six tabs,
six different answers

Every check below normally lives in a different product. We run them in one pass, on one page, and reconcile them into a single score.

What you need	Usually means	SlapMyWeb
Technical SEO + crawl audit	Screaming Frog · Sitebulb
Core Web Vitals with real field data	PageSpeed · CrUX
AI search visibility (ChatGPT, Perplexity)	Profound · Otterly
Accessibility (WCAG 2.2 AA)	axe · WAVE
Schema + structured-data validation	Rich Results · Schema.org
Security headers + compliance	Observatory · SecurityHeaders
Copy-paste fix code for every issue	—
White-label PDF for clients	Agency add-ons
Everything above — one scan	4–6 separate subscriptions	FreePro from $9/mo

Third-party names are trademarks of their owners, listed to show which category each check belongs to.

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Who it's for

Built for people who want the fix,
not another dashboard

Whether you run a shop, ship a product or hand reports to clients — the same scan answers your question, in the shape you need it.

Overall score · 8 pillars

70Average overall score

Across 535 real scans · 8 pillars

SEO64

Speed66

Mobile68

Security69

Store & business owners

A number you can act on, in plain English.

AI search readiness

GPTBotAllowed

PerplexityBotAllowed

ClaudeBotBlocked

Google-ExtendedAllowed

llms.txtMissing

41% of sites block at least one major AI crawler.

Founders & SaaS

Find out if AI search can even reach you.

Bulk scan · client roster

client-one.com82

client-two.co.uk64

client-three.io47

client-four.com91

Your logo, your colours, no SlapMyWeb branding.

Marketers & agencies

White-label reports, one scan per client.

Fix code · canonical

href="https://example.com/page" />

Copied+8 pts when it lands

# next in the queue

Preload the LCP image+10

Add a meta description+5

Developers & SEO analysts

The fix, already written, ready to paste.

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Don't take our word for it

We publish the data
other tools keep private

Not testimonials — the actual distribution of every score we have ever produced, and the average of each pillar across all of them.

Where 535 sites landed

Most of the web scores worse than it thinks.

Brutal6

Rough19

Tough224

Solid275

Elite11

Average score by pillar

SEO is the weakest pillar on the web — and the easiest to fix.

Design81

Accessibility80

Content72

Security69

Mobile68

Speed66

SEO64

Read the full 327-site study

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Questions

Everything you might ask,
answered straight

FAQ

Free Website Audit — Common Questions

Yes. The free plan includes full audits every month with all pillars, AI roast and a basic action plan. No credit card required. Upgrade to Pro or Agency only if you need more scans, white-label reports, or multi-client management. Check our pricing page for current rates.

Audit your website in 30 seconds

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Everything you might ask,answered straight

Audit your website in 30 seconds

We measured the web,then we measured yours

Every audit tool gives you a number.None of them give you the fix.