We slap because
we care.
SlapMyWeb is the website audit tool we always wished existed. Brutally honest, AI-powered, free for indie builders, built in South Asia for the entire internet.
Make web audits
honest, fast & funny.
Most audit tools are stuck in 2015. They dump a CSV of 200 issues, slap a "C-" on your dashboard, and call it a day. No prioritization, no fix code, no personality, no fun. Just a wall of red checkmarks.
We thought: what if the audit tool actually had taste? What if it prioritized issues by impact, wrote you the fix code, told you the truth in your own language, and made you laugh while doing it?
That's SlapMyWeb. 16 specialist modules run in parallel against 240+ checks. Two LLMs read the entire scan and produce a roast + a 5-issue action plan with real code. White-label it, share it, fix your site, repeat.
We're here to make every website on the internet a little less broken — one savage slap at a time.
Four things we won't compromise on
Brutally honest, never mean
The roasts are savage but never personal. The action plan always tells you exactly what to fix.
Free forever for indie builders
A real free plan, not a 14-day trial. We make money from agencies, not from holding your data hostage.
Built in Pakistan + India for the world
Bilingual roasts, global pricing, SOC 2-style security. Made in South Asia, used everywhere.
Open by default
Public roadmap, public changelog, public status page. We ship in the open and own our mistakes.
Where we've been
- 2025Idea
Frustrated by boring audit tools that dump 200 issues without prioritization. Started building.
- 2026 Q1Beta
Private beta. Roman-Hindi roasts got early traction in the PK/IN dev community.
- 2026 Q2v1 launch
Public launch with 8 audit pillars and AI Coach.
- 2026 Q2v2 pipeline
16-module specialist pipeline shipped. Agency cockpit + comparison tools.
- 2026 →What's next
Free tools library, public roadmap, full API, and a free Lighthouse alternative for everyone.
Coffee, late nights & savage roasts
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