Scan your website. Find what's broken.
Paste a public URL to check SEO, performance, schema, mobile, security and supported AI crawler access. Get a clear report with prioritized actions. Free to start.
From URL to prioritized action plan
Most audit tools dump a wall of red flags and walk away. We rank by impact, ship the fix, and tell you which 3 things matter most.
Paste your URL
Any public website. No login, no card, no captcha. We fetch the page, render it like Google does, and queue the agents.
We check the page
Core agents check crawlability, content, rendering, performance, schema, mobile and supported AI crawler access. Specialist checks vary by plan. Live progress streams to your browser.
Get a prioritized report
Issues are ranked by impact and effort. The report explains what to address; Pro adds full copy-paste code for supported issues. An optional roast gives the verdict personality.
10 audit areas. 8 scored pillars.
These are coverage areas, not score dimensions. The report scores eight pillars; individual checks run when the submitted page and available data support them.
Crawl & Indexation
robots.txt, sitemap, canonical tags, noindex signals and redirect behavior.
On-Page SEO
Title tags, meta descriptions, heading structure and URL signals.
Content Intelligence
Content quality, readability, duplication and selected trust signals.
Link Architecture
Internal link health, page relationships, anchor text and external links.
Mobile & UX
Viewport, mobile layout and user experience signals.
Technical Performance
Performance diagnostics, including Core Web Vitals data where available.
Structured Data
Schema.org and JSON-LD validation for supported structured data.
International SEO
hreflang, language declarations and international targeting signals.
Security & Trust
HTTPS, security headers, mixed content and selected site safety signals.
AI Search Readiness
Supported AI crawler rules, llms.txt presence and selected page structure signals. This does not measure AI citations.
Not just a score. A plan.
A bilingual roast
The summary at the top is written in English with a matched Roman-Urdu line below. It exists for one reason: developers and founders actually read it. Dry "Recommendation: Improve title tag length" reports get bookmarked and forgotten.
Prioritized issue list
Each issue is scored by impact (traffic risk, conversion risk, ranking risk) and effort (5 minutes vs. weeks). Critical issues bubble to the top so you know what to fix Monday morning.
Copy-paste fix code
Where possible, we generate the exact HTML, JSON-LD or Next.js snippet you need. Drop it in, redeploy, re-scan to confirm. Free tier blurs the code — Pro unlocks it.
Shareable PDF report
Every scan exports as a branded PDF you can send to a client or a teammate. Agency plan removes our branding so the report looks like yours.
Common questions
How long does a scan take?
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Processing time varies by site and queue load. A recent sample of 100 completed scans had a median processing time of about 50 seconds; one in four took longer than 69 seconds. We stream progress while it runs.
Do I need to sign up?
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No. Anonymous visitors get 3 free scans per day with the top 10 issues. Free accounts get 10 scans per day with full issue lists and a 30-day history. Pro ($9/mo) unlocks full fix code and developer features.
How is this different from PageSpeed Insights?
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PageSpeed Insights focuses on page performance and field data. SlapMyWeb covers a broader set of SEO and technical checks across 10 audit areas, then summarizes results across 8 scored pillars. Available fixes depend on the issue and page data.
Is the roast safe for work?
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Yes — savage but never abusive. We roast the code, not the person. If you turn off the personality, you get a clean technical audit underneath. The roast just gets engineers to actually read the report.
Can I scan a competitor?
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Yes. SlapMyWeb only reads public HTML — the same content a search engine sees. We never log into a site or touch private resources.
What if my site is behind Cloudflare or a paywall?
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Cloudflare works — we render with a real browser. Paywalls and pages behind authentication can't be scanned (we have no credentials). If you need authenticated scans, Enterprise has a private agent that runs inside your network.
Ready for the truth?
Paste a URL. Follow the scan. Get clear answers.