Scan your website. Find what's broken.
Paste any URL. We run 240+ SEO, performance, schema, mobile, security and AI-search checks on the rendered page — then write a copy-paste fix for everything that's broken. Honest, fast, free.
From URL to action plan in 30 seconds
Most audit tools dump a wall of red flags and walk away. We rank by impact, ship the fix, and tell you which 3 things matter most.
Paste your URL
Any public website. No login, no card, no captcha. We fetch the page, render it like Google does, and queue the agents.
We run 240+ checks
Sixteen specialized audit agents work in parallel — fetcher, crawler, render, performance, schema, mobile, accessibility, AI-search and more. Live progress streams to your browser.
Get a prioritized report
Issues are scored by impact, traffic risk and effort. Each one comes with a copy-paste fix you can drop into your HTML, Next.js or WordPress. Plus a roast — because dry reports get ignored.
10 audit areas. 240+ individual checks.
Every scan runs all ten — no upsells, no "premium checks" hidden behind a paywall on the free tier. You see everything we found, every time.
Crawl & Indexation
robots.txt, sitemap, canonical tags, noindex traps, redirect chains, and 18 other ways Google can lose your pages.
On-Page SEO
Title tags, meta descriptions, heading hierarchy, URL hygiene, keyword targeting — the fundamentals most sites still get wrong.
Content Intelligence
Readability, thin content, keyword density, EEAT signals, duplicate content. We catch what other tools call "fine".
Link Architecture
Broken internal links, orphan pages, anchor text quality, external link health, nofollow leaks — every link checked.
Mobile & UX
Viewport, tap targets, font sizes, layout shift on mobile. If it breaks on a phone, you lose half your traffic.
Technical Performance
Real Core Web Vitals from Google CrUX, compression, HTTP/2, render-blocking JS, image weight. Speed = ranking + revenue.
Structured Data
Schema.org validation, JSON-LD errors, FAQ/Product/Article/Organization markup — the difference between a snippet and a rich result.
International SEO
hreflang correctness, x-default, language declarations, geo-targeting. Critical if you ship to more than one country.
Security & Trust
HTTPS enforcement, HSTS, CSP, mixed content, exposed admin paths. Google demotes sites that look unsafe.
AI Search Readiness
Are you visible to ChatGPT, Claude, Perplexity, Google AI Overviews? llms.txt, citation-friendly schema, answerability scoring.
Not just a score. A plan.
A bilingual roast
The summary at the top is written in English with a matched Roman-Urdu line below. It exists for one reason: developers and founders actually read it. Dry "Recommendation: Improve title tag length" reports get bookmarked and forgotten.
Prioritized issue list
Each issue is scored by impact (traffic risk, conversion risk, ranking risk) and effort (5 minutes vs. weeks). Critical issues bubble to the top so you know what to fix Monday morning.
Copy-paste fix code
Where possible, we generate the exact HTML, JSON-LD or Next.js snippet you need. Drop it in, redeploy, re-scan to confirm. Free tier blurs the code — Pro unlocks it.
Shareable PDF report
Every scan exports as a branded PDF you can send to a client or a teammate. Agency plan removes our branding so the report looks like yours.
Common questions
How long does a scan take?
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Most sites finish in 25–45 seconds. The page is fetched, Puppeteer renders it, and 16 agents run in parallel. We stream progress live — you watch the radar fill while we work, you don't wait at a spinner.
Do I need to sign up?
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No. Anonymous visitors get 3 free scans per day with the top 10 issues. Free accounts get 10 scans per day with full issue lists and a 30-day history. Pro ($9/mo) unlocks full fix code and developer features.
How is this different from PageSpeed Insights?
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PageSpeed scores 6 performance metrics on one page. We score 240+ signals across 10 SEO and technical pillars on the rendered page, then write you a copy-paste fix for each one. PageSpeed is a thermometer; SlapMyWeb is the prescription.
Is the roast safe for work?
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Yes — savage but never abusive. We roast the code, not the person. If you turn off the personality, you get a clean technical audit underneath. The roast just gets engineers to actually read the report.
Can I scan a competitor?
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Yes. SlapMyWeb only reads public HTML — the same content a search engine sees. We never log into a site or touch private resources.
What if my site is behind Cloudflare or a paywall?
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Cloudflare works — we render with a real browser. Paywalls and pages behind authentication can't be scanned (we have no credentials). If you need authenticated scans, Enterprise has a private agent that runs inside your network.
Ready for the truth?
Paste a URL. 30 seconds. Honest answers.